Teacher: In which countries are elephants found? Pappu: They're extremely large and intelligent and so never get lost!
Pappu: I asked her on a date for Sunday at 5:30 PM. Bunty: So she agreed. Pappu: No... she said "some other time may be". So I said - How about 7 PM?
Pappu:: I'd like to kiss you until you hollered 'Stop'! Girl: Well, I guess you picked the wrong girl this time. Pappu: You mean you won't let me kiss you? Girl: No, I mean I wouldn't holler 'Stop'!
Pappu: My teacher is really crazy. Pinky: What did she do? Pappu: She keeps talking to her imaginary friend named 'Class'!
Pappu: I am finished with my girlfriend. Bunty: But why? Pappu: She's cross-eyed and she was seeing someone else!